What if?

What if you woke up one morning and you were the other gender?
What if you found a million dollars on the side of the road?
What if you found yourself inexplicably in another country?
What if someone came up to you and acted like they'd known you all of your life but you had absolutely no clue as to who they are?
What if the countries of the world decided to end war and feed the poor?
What if there were no more oil tomorrow?
What if you found yourself with three children that you did not have yesterday?
What if someone started making fun of you in front of other people?
What if you found you could never get enough Stuff?
What if no-one sold or used crack any more?
What if parents stopped slapping, beating and raping their children?
What if the media started telling the truth about everything going on?
What if the kids in your school were kind to each other?
What if your ministers, imams, rabbis, gurus and priests said "I don't know?"
What if the Devil and Jesus appeared together on TV like good buddies?
What if the Pope asked the Dalai Lama to marry him?
What if the Dalai Lama did?
What if the UN decided they'd enough of the USA's imperialism and took over?
What if alcoholics found themselves free of their chains?
What if everyone on the planet shared what they have with each other?
What if we all decided to take off for the day?
What if every bully on the planet stepped in a dog turd and didn't know it?
What if a cancer cure was announced today?
What if everyone suddenly had a great sense of humor?
What if the guys in the saucers landed and went on worldwide TV?

What if you think about this stuff for a little while and humor an old man who thinks of things like this constantly? What if it expands your imagination and your sense of humor? What if you find out that this is EXACTLY how to transform your life and your world for the better? Imagine!John Lennon did.

And he asked me to post this at our various places on the Interent - yeah, he stopped by for a short visit and I channeled him. Jeezo - what if I'm not kidding?

A guest entry by Roy.